A Friday Harbor shoplifter's debut in security camera footage wasn't quite the breakthrough moment they were hoping for; they were booked into jail for third-degree theft after denying involvement despite video evidence.
A Lopez resident reported a stolen kayak from the marina, and the investigation is paddling along—no suspect in sight yet.
An Orcas deputy investigated a theft, which we can only assume was someone's prized collection of something very important to them.
A San Juan deputy located a suspect vehicle and recovered 18 campaign signs, proving that sign theft is definitely not a platform we endorse.
Someone stole a street sign on San Juan, proving that the only thing more elusive than a street sign is whoever took it, as deputies had no workable leads or suspects at the time.
A San Juan market manager called in a shoplifter they'd caught on camera, and a trespass warning letter was issued—because nothing says "please don't steal from us again" quite like official paperwork.
A San Juan deputy took a theft report from sometime in the last three months, which is a wide window for someone to have really committed to the heist.
Friday Harbor experienced a theft, though the suspect apparently believed in the "no witnesses, no crime" philosophy; investigators are open to other theories.